Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Our Tooth Fairy Sucks.

I don't know if there is, in fact, one Tooth Fairy, or a squadron of them assigned to different regions. It must be the latter, because while a lot of children seem to have their recently liberated chompers expeditiously collected, Sophie has recently found that our Tooth Fairy is rather inept at remembering to visit our house.

After the third (wince) failure of the grand TF, we decided we'd have to take measures to make sure poor Sophie was compensated for her lost teeth. We decided to get legal on the Tooth Fairy's Ass.

Here is Sophie's "Petition for Compensation of Tooth Forfeiture." I hope you have good eyesight.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the whole thing cracks me up, but the 'love you' is priceless